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Jessica. Music. Volleyball. Basketball. Tennis. Softball. Engaged. :)

lolsofunny:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their d*cks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

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heartgrenade:

origami-dolls:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.



it feels strange.

heartgrenade:

origami-dolls:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it feels strange.

heartgrenade:

origami-dolls:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.



it feels strange.

heartgrenade:

origami-dolls:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

it feels strange.

lolsofunny:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

lolsofunny:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

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OH MY GOD.

Person: Your music sucks, it's all Devil-worshiping Satanic screaming shit.
Sleeping With Sirens: They say that love is forever, your forever is all that I need.
Of Mice & Men: This is not what it is, only baby scars. I need your love like a boy needs his mother's side.
A Day To Remember: I've never seen a smile that can light the room like yours. It's simply radiant, I see it more with everyday that goes by.
Pierce The Veil: No, at the top of our lungs, there's no, no such thing as too young. When second chances won't leave you alone, then there's faith in love.
Mayday Parade: You're all that I hoped I'd find, in every single way. And everything I could give, is everything you couldn't take.
You Me At Six: You've got alot to say, for the one that pushed me away.
All Time Low: Wendy, we can get away, I promise if you're with me say the word and we'll find a way.
Me: Oh, most definitely.